Editor’s Note: Now that April Fool’s Day is over, we’d like to announce that the below article is just an April Fool’s joke. There are no ‘free’ Hazmat suits. Stay safe and take care out there!
Don’t you hate it when you are rideshare driving and a passenger sneezes? So do we. But hang in there because there is a better way!
We here at The Rideshare Guy are making a special offer with you in mind! Keep reading to find out how YOU can get our specially designed Hazmat suits for FREE!
First, let’s go into the details of what the suit offers to you as far as protection goes. It helps shelter you from infectious disease (we’re looking at you Covid-19!) as well as vapor and gases, so you’re covered under all circumstances.
No more smelly passenger farts for you either! Instead, your farts remain hermetically sealed within your Hazmat suit, keeping you warm and toasty!
Yes, this is a fully sealed system – no tears will puncture our balloon-grade plastic!
We worked with top-level engineers from a local middle school to make sure this suit is fully equipped so you can face your day (or night) of driving with confidence. PLUS, you’ll have your choice of yellow, orange or green to suit your style. So you can be protected and look good.
With this hazmat suit, you won’t be sure if it’s vomit on you or if that’s just the color of the suit! Out of sight, out of mind!
And don’t worry, Millennials, we heard you! Millennial pink is an option for you, too.
These hazmat suits usually sell for thousands of dollars! We are prepared to give away these hazmat suites absolutely FREE to you! All you have to do is pay shipping and handling at the super low price of $999.98!
But wait! There’s more! We’ll throw in a state-of-the-art respirator* for a low monthly payment of $450 over the next 6 months, with no extra shipping and handling!
*State of the art respirator comes with your choice of essential oils, including lavender for sleep, peppermint for energy, and garlic for those times you feel hungry but can’t get out of your suit!
You are not going to want to pass this deal up! It is available for a limited time only and while supplies last. These special order hazmat suits are flying off our shelves, so be sure to order TODAY!
Note: RSG is absolved of all responsibility for getting you out of the suit. Once you are in the suit, getting out is your problem.
